Apr 28, 2006

i'd like to start with a salad, please.

please, please. now that the inevitable has happened (no, not that the government is finally being blamed for assisting in the exploitation of firearms and oil), we must all pause and take a deep breath. WHY? why, we ask ourselves, would anyone not have assumed that Denver wouldn't have legalized marijuana?? I mean, have you ever been thru the city? First of all, there are snow-bums galore and the entire city is working from an economy fueled by snowboarders and skiers. Secondly, I've only been through the city twice but each time was a trip itself. Trannies, street performers, clowns...if I were a Denver resident I'd have started smoking tha ganja many years ago. I'd be interested to hear both liberal and conservative reactions to this news.



Now that we've addressed the important issues of the day, lets focus on something a bit more important. For the past oh-i-don't-know 3 months or so, I have been aware of a growing addiction that keeps me up at night. I have forgone many fun activities, stellar cinema, and late night talks to engage in this filth. The glow of the computer screen illuminates my blank stare as I implore strategic moves in which to win, pray, ONE game of spider solitaire. Does anyone else understand the hours wasted on this single mindblowing game? And why can't I quit after Ive won? Why must I turn right around and start a new game with a newfound sense of glory and genius? It's that damned confetti that does it everytime.

8 comments:

Eric said...

I feel that pot should be legalized, but only in summer salad combinations at expensive Dutch restaurants. A few dandelion greens and some fresh hash? Whoooo doggie! We've got ourselves a barnburner!

eric's wife said...

uh...I may play this game quite frequently. Most of the time I play on the easy level just so I get that taste of victory! I have somewhat weened away from my addiction because I only play a couple days a week now. For while though, it was much much more!

Anonymous said...

Here are some links that I believe will be interested

Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work. thnx!
»

Anonymous said...

I like it! Keep up the good work. Thanks for sharing this wonderful site with us.
»

Joe said...

Wedding Dress Wedding Dresses Wholesale Wedding Dresses Cheap Wedding Dresses Bridal Online Shop 2010 New Styles Alexia Designs bridal gowns Alfred Angelo bridal gowns Alfred Sung bridal gowns Aliska K bridal gowns Allure Bridals bridal gowns Alyce Designs bridal gowns Demetrios bridal gowns Dere Kiang bridal gowns Divina Sposa bridal gowns Do You Love Me bridal gowns Dolce Jovani bridal gowns Eden Bridals bridal gowns Ella Bridals bridal gowns Ella Rosa bridal gowns Emerald Bridal bridal gowns Enzoani bridal gowns Essense of Australia bridal gowns Eternity bridal gowns Forever Yours bridal gowns

Joe said...

bridal gowns beach wedding dresses couture wedding dresses destination wedding dresses informal wedding dresses bridesmaid dresses mother of bride dresses cocktail wedding dresses evening gowns quinceanera dresses wedding dress wedding dresses wholesale wedding dresses cheap wedding dresses bridal online shop

Joe said...

bridal online shop bridal gowns wholesale wedding dresses high quality bridal gowns wholesale custom wedding dresses wedding apparel wedding dresses top sellers wedding dresses2010 new arrivals 2010 new arrivals wedding dresses beach wedding dresses Luxury Wedding Dresses plus size wedding dresses wedding party dresses bridesmaid dresses junior bridesmaid dresses flower girl dresses mother of bride dresses wedding shoes wedding bags wedding accessories evening dresses prom dresses cocktail dresses quinceanera dresses little black dresses