The pencils were sharpened today after a week of silent protest. I think my point really uhh...came across. Yes, I'm sure this will never happen again.
Meanwhile, my resume looks so beautiful. Minus all the tears of joy shed onto the paper, it is basically perfect. Although, the tears could be mistaken for sweat and toil, which demonstrates how hard-working I am.
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Just remember that 'has a great ass' is not a skill. I learned that lesson the hard way. I now know that that information goes in the cover letter. You've got to get their attention fast.
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