I hate Vanessa Williams. I hate her stupid role on that dumb show Ugly Betty. I hate her "get stuck in your head" song "Save the Best for Last", even though I sang it in a duet with Lauren C. in 7th grade. I hate how even after she won Miss USA pagent, she exposed her ladybits for all to see why she is so beauty-ful. I hate every movie I've ever seen her in, especially because it normally involves her singing.
I need to live in a Vanessa Williams-less universe. And while we're altering the universe, can I also make the public sale and wearing of man-pri's illegal? Oh and bring back saturday morning cartoons. The GOOD ones, with bugs and the whole gang. Even Captain Planet and Gummi Bears.