Than I paired them with a cute black skirt, a black sweater vest and a cute white ruffled shirt.
I looked seriously hot in my looking glass today.
I stole my roommates umbrella to keep me dry.
Then I bought this to ease my troubled mind:
Today, I'm kicking ass and taking names.
I seriously love Monster so much, I don't think you guys understand the level of comfort it brings me. It's the equivalent of my duckie blanket or Jenny's Pinkie that she STILL has after like 23 some odd years. And she gave it to her daughter to pass along the habit. I just hope she doesn't sniff it like Laura did with her old blanket. Aww, I want sniffing blanket Laura back.
I don't know what I'm going to do when they stop making the drink. Is this the sort of fear that came true for all of the Crystal Clear Pepsi fans? (Don't worry, there is totally a support group.)
A haiku for you:
Ginseng and Taurine
coat my pharynx with blue
Now I know true love
Now go have a great day, my little fauns. And if the day is wearing you down, look no further than your neighborhood grocer for the lo-carb Monster.
1 comment:
I was part of the Crystal Pepsi phase. D-Rock and I have been scouting things out on ebay for years. It is my deeply held belief that Crystal Pepsi is still being manufactured and sold on the black market of some formerly Soviet nations. Oh and just with the two pictures, you sort of look like a pirate.
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